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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant,
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar,
who couldn't drink you under the table.
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jemand, der vom Trinken soviel versteht, wie ein Bettler Geld hat
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David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
Wittgenstein was a beery swine,
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
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sloshed = völlig dicht, endgültig zu
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There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach you,
'bout the raising of the wrist.
Sokrates himself was permanently pissed.
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to be pissed = suboptimal drauf sein
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John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
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shandy = nahezu alkoholfreies Bier
crate = Kiste
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink therefore I am"
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dram = mächtiger Zug am Leibe
fart = rektale Ventilation
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Yes, Sokrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.
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bugger = ziemlich unangenehme Person
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